sluttyoliveoil: once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
scienceing: if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:
patternbase: A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs. Molecules at 1000x Magnification ! Champagne: Dry Martini: Margarita: Pina Colada: Sake: Scotch: Tequila: Vodka:
phaibooty: Girls love Beyonce (Cover) - Deejay...
So I was watching some old TV shows the other day...
baby-purple: Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide Then Now- Ned Bigby Cookie Jennifer aka Moze Loomer Coconut Head Gordo from lizzie mcguire Larry Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban Zack Cody The Twins Wizards of Waverly place- Justin (OMFG!!) Max Zoey 101- Dena Dustin Lola ...
ciassified: kittyboy123: kidswithhats: fuckgomez: WHITE PEOPLE jesus take the wheel always be my fav video PREACH IT GURL
emeoow: just-a-skinny-boy: I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background I’M CRYING